Encouraging Incorrigible Punster

[Deleted member 4993]

A fly feels a bug on its back.

"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.

"I mite be," giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly."

 

[firemath]

I love this..I'm going to use it.

 

[topsquark]

I love this..I'm going to use it.

Don't encourage him. Please!

(And here I thought the fly was Australian...)

-Dan

 

[Otis]

Don't encourage him. Please!

I like it, Dan, and you just encouraged me to ask you this:

Why can you not trust atoms?

?

 

[Steven G]

They make up everything.

 

[topsquark]

A piece of coal to a diamond: "Been under a lot of pressure lately?"

-Dan

 

[Harry_the_cat]

(And here I thought the fly was Australian...)

-Dan

Why?

 

[Otis]

They make up everything.

As our late friend would say, "Keerect!"

?

 

[firemath]

What the 0 say to the 8?

 

[firemath]

What the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

 

[lookagain]

Which weighs more, a pint of water or a pint of butane?

Answer:

Spoiler

the water

Why it's the answer:

Spoiler

Butane will always be a lighter fluid.

 

[topsquark]

Why?

Say the word "mate" in a heavy Australian accent. Compare that to "mite."

-Dan

 

[LCKurtz]

What happened to the frog who ate too many flies?
He croaked.

 

[topsquark]

Superfly!

-Dan

 

[LCKurtz]

Nope.

 

[topsquark]

What happened to the frog who ate too many flies?
He croaked.

It all went to his hips?

He lifted off?

He "winged" it?

He became an up and coming hip hop artist 'caus he so fly?

He burped?

(I have a feeling that the real answer is going to be even worse than these!)

-Dan

Sorry, I just have to add this last one: He thought he drank some Red Bull because it gave him wings?

 

[Romsek]

etc

let's take 5 to 10% off there squirrelly dan

 

[LCKurtz]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. Give up? On my screen if you click the line under the riddle, it gives the spoiler. Not on yours?

 

[topsquark]

What kind of Math can farm animals do?
Cowculus.

-Dan

 

[Deleted member 4993]

What kind of Math can farm animals do?
Cowculus.

-Dan

What about B_a_a_a_d Math?!!